a typical day at work

i was sitting at my desk, looking up alternate words for the word problem when i stumbled upon this:

Entry: problem drinker
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: alcoholic
Synonyms: barfly, chronic alcoholic, chronic drunk, dipsomaniac, drunkard, hard drinker, heavy drinker, hooch hound, lush, pathological drinker, soak
Source: Roget's New Millennium Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.1.1)
Copyright 2004 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.

note to self: keep list away from mom, as she will have myriad new names to call me.*

*all in jest, of course. my mom is actually very supportive and loving.